Why's the beef?

Um, Henry, shouldn't that be "where's the beef?"

Not so fast.

On the one hand:

"The study found that cutting the amount of red meat in peoples’ diets ... could prevent almost one in 10 early deaths in men and one in 13 in women."

On the other, those that survive may be happier:

"Women who reduce lamb and beef in their diets are more likely to suffer depression ... When we looked at women consuming less than the recommended amount of red meat ... we found that they were twice as likely to have a diagnosed depressive or anxiety disorder"

Make mine rare, please.